The Sunbath: Place the jar in a sunbeam and stand next to it, arms outstretched, soaking up the sun’s rays as if you’re powering up. Encourage the tea to “absorb the power of the sun” in your most mystical voice.

Time Passing Rituals: While the tea is brewing, perform random silly rituals to “help” the process. Maybe you can serenade the jar with a song, do some yoga poses next to it, or even tell it a funny story.

Announce to your audience (real or imaginary) that you’re about to perform "The Boil of Boils!" Get the kettle going and give the water a pep talk like it’s about to run a marathon.